Monday, June 15, 2009

Q: When actors or artists do something different, they open themselves up to criticism. How would you respond to the people who are critical of your latest endeavor?

Gwyneth Paltrow: I think part of the problem is people get a hit of energy when they are negative about something, and it is a very detrimental way for them to get that hit of energy. They do not understand why they do not have a happy life. That kind of stuff is just noise to me. I just feel sorry for them.


Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,
You are dumb fucking bitch.
please die.



that is all.

Thursday, June 11, 2009



go see this movie now.

Saturday, June 6, 2009


This is a collage I've been working on for the past few days
This was all made with a printer,scissors and glue, NO PHOTOSHOP
i made a promise to myself to stop with the Mario theme, but I'm on vacation and i can do what i want.
If you look carefully in the crowd you can see the "A" and "chri" of what i believe is "Antichrist".

Monday, June 1, 2009

Samurai Jack

this is one of the best fight scenes from a great show,
Aku was such a great villain
shame they never got to do a finale,



the song at the end was added on by whoever posted this and very out of character with the show, almost ruins the clip.

Sunday, May 17, 2009


-Ryan Lake

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Did you ever see the movie “Contact”? So they like spend a trillion dollars building this mile high space machine and Jake Busey blows it up. So now they’re all like, “Oh no! We can’t use the space machine!” But then this other guy’s like, “Hey, it just so happens I built another identical trillion dollar space machine, at my own expense, on the other side of the world.” And we’re supposed to believe no one noticed that? Well I stood up in the theater and I said, “NO!! YOU CAN’T GO INTO SPACE BECAUSE THE MACHINE ALREADY GOT BLOWN UP BY JAKE COCK-A-DOODLE BUSEY!!!”
-Tommy Wiseau


no, it's actually from a Family Guy in which Stewie Griffin as Kathy Bates in a parody of Misery uses Contact as an example of what bad storytelling is. I just wanted to post this because, once in a blue moon, Family Guy is able to knock one out of the park and deliver a perfect spot on parody. That is all.

Thursday, May 7, 2009