JCVD

Usually i post trailers, but seeing as how many trailer reveal to much information, i will start posting posters for movies i saw that i like and a short review.

<------ this film is probably the best film that Van Damme has ever been in (at least that i've seen) and gives so much credibility to him as an actor, (i know, i wouldn't believe me either) This may be the best action comedy i've ever seen, and i hate action comedy.
It takes a gimmicky premise, Jean Claude Van Damme plays himself, and uses it not just for a couple of inside jokes at his career, but instead constructs a deep, powerful and funny look at a has been action star trying to still survive in the industry way past his prime. A must see for action fans and all people interested in film*.

*i could have just said "film buffs" but i really hate that term for some reason.
that is all for now.

Trenton Doyle Hancock

The Ten Trailer

don't see this movie without seeing "Wet Hot American Summer"



actually don't see either, odds are you won't like them

more mario shit, i need help.

i feel sick.

I'm not an actor,
but I play one on T.V.
-Tommy Wiseau



(no it's actually a quote from "Duckman")

Q: When actors or artists do something different, they open themselves up to criticism. How would you respond to the people who are critical of your latest endeavor?

Gwyneth Paltrow: I think part of the problem is people get a hit of energy when they are negative about something, and it is a very detrimental way for them to get that hit of energy. They do not understand why they do not have a happy life. That kind of stuff is just noise to me. I just feel sorry for them.


Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,
You are dumb fucking bitch.
please die.



that is all.

go see this movie now.