Palindromes

The whole film explained in 30 seconds.

beavis and butthead

Ritzy Jigaboo

i think this speaks for itself:



i'd like to thank Alex for the title.

Rock and Roll

Cartoon Cartoon

So the idea is to describe yourself using only 3 cartoon characters,

Jay Sherman - The Critic
I'd like to thank Matt for this apt/cruel observation. i think this is pretty self explanatory and "It Stinks".

Mom - Futurama
I'd like to think that, much like Mom, i give off the impression of being really kind and meek when in reality I'm a cruel, cold-hearted bitch. "Cram a bastard in it!
also:I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.

Roger The Alien - American Dad
Roger is only on this list because of a mutual love of drinking whine during the day and Dynasty. I actually love American Dad if only for the fact that when i see Roger i feel like I'm looking into a mirror. i need help.
"When someone starts a sentence with 'What delivering pizzas has taught me', that's usually the go-ahead to tune out."

rock and roll

new video

Hail To The Cheat

very happy with this.

New Movie

New movie.

enjoy.

John Waters

Control
2009


Playdate
2006


Children Who Smoke
2009

chris cunningham

Claes Oldenburg sketch

Where's My Elephant?

JCVD

Usually i post trailers, but seeing as how many trailer reveal to much information, i will start posting posters for movies i saw that i like and a short review.

<------ this film is probably the best film that Van Damme has ever been in (at least that i've seen) and gives so much credibility to him as an actor, (i know, i wouldn't believe me either) This may be the best action comedy i've ever seen, and i hate action comedy.
It takes a gimmicky premise, Jean Claude Van Damme plays himself, and uses it not just for a couple of inside jokes at his career, but instead constructs a deep, powerful and funny look at a has been action star trying to still survive in the industry way past his prime. A must see for action fans and all people interested in film*.

*i could have just said "film buffs" but i really hate that term for some reason.
that is all for now.

Trenton Doyle Hancock

The Ten Trailer

don't see this movie without seeing "Wet Hot American Summer"



actually don't see either, odds are you won't like them

more mario shit, i need help.

i feel sick.

I'm not an actor,
but I play one on T.V.
-Tommy Wiseau



(no it's actually a quote from "Duckman")

Q: When actors or artists do something different, they open themselves up to criticism. How would you respond to the people who are critical of your latest endeavor?

Gwyneth Paltrow: I think part of the problem is people get a hit of energy when they are negative about something, and it is a very detrimental way for them to get that hit of energy. They do not understand why they do not have a happy life. That kind of stuff is just noise to me. I just feel sorry for them.


Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,
You are dumb fucking bitch.
please die.



that is all.

go see this movie now.

This is a collage I've been working on for the past few days
This was all made with a printer,scissors and glue, NO PHOTOSHOP
i made a promise to myself to stop with the Mario theme, but I'm on vacation and i can do what i want.
If you look carefully in the crowd you can see the "A" and "chri" of what i believe is "Antichrist".

Samurai Jack

this is one of the best fight scenes from a great show,
Aku was such a great villain
shame they never got to do a finale,



the song at the end was added on by whoever posted this and very out of character with the show, almost ruins the clip.

-Ryan Lake

Did you ever see the movie “Contact”? So they like spend a trillion dollars building this mile high space machine and Jake Busey blows it up. So now they’re all like, “Oh no! We can’t use the space machine!” But then this other guy’s like, “Hey, it just so happens I built another identical trillion dollar space machine, at my own expense, on the other side of the world.” And we’re supposed to believe no one noticed that? Well I stood up in the theater and I said, “NO!! YOU CAN’T GO INTO SPACE BECAUSE THE MACHINE ALREADY GOT BLOWN UP BY JAKE COCK-A-DOODLE BUSEY!!!”
-Tommy Wiseau


no, it's actually from a Family Guy in which Stewie Griffin as Kathy Bates in a parody of Misery uses Contact as an example of what bad storytelling is. I just wanted to post this because, once in a blue moon, Family Guy is able to knock one out of the park and deliver a perfect spot on parody. That is all.

Dailies

Rotoscoped Eli

see the title,



that is all for now.

R.I.P. Bea Arthur

you handsome woman, make heaven glamorous.


here is a song from the Star Wars x-mas special,
(wait for 2:01, i also had no idea that song had lyrics.)



Good Night, but not Good Bye.

I took mushrooms with a bunch of friends in Amsterdam and went to the Rembrandt museum and had a revelation about how Rembrandt does his etchings, and I had gathered everyone in the museum around, even people I didn’t know, and I was like, “Listen, listen, I figured it out!” And then I was laughing, and I couldn’t get it out, but it took me like 10 minutes to say that he does the pencil sketch first.- Tommy Wiseau













(no it's not, it's David Wain actually)

hi doggy.
-Tommy Wiseau

If You Seek Amy!!!!!!

So my original plan was to create my whole stop motion film which would have been about 6 min long to hand in for the deadline of my class. It would have had been an awesome epic involving fields of mushrooms, toy cars, an oracle, a racist angel, and the music of the Carpenters however there are only so many hours in a day. I set myself up for failure and could not finish it. i did finish something to hand in so that i would at least get my mark but it wasn't even halfway complete. I'm not sure if the music is what i want to use, the sound design wasn't near done, text cards are missing, and the whole thing could use an good edit to name a few thing wrong with it. Adding insult to injury, i can't post it online because my conversion software isn't making it small enough, once i get the problem fixed i'll post it.

Sadly, as school reaches a soul crushing crunch, i wont be able to devote any time to this project and will have to wait until school is done to complete it. On the plus side, i now have a summer project to work on.

I get to spend the summer in my basement, what fun.

My stop motion video film

Part "Aguirre, The Wrath of God"
Part "Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story"
all Dylan C. Berryman
i now present to you my finished video film, "Illusion of Grandeur"
and if i may say, it is the best thing i have ever made:



WTFOMGJKLOLROFLLMAO!!!!!!!111111111

I've been working on a stop motion film for my animation class and after a production plagued with self caused disasters and many bad choices of materials, I've managed to barely make a dent in my epic car fantasy. Originally i was planning on making a film called "Segregation a Celebration" but abandoned it after realizing it wasn't the best idea.

Good news is I have finally figured out how to make .mov files from jpegs that don't look like complete horse shit quality wise.

Also, I had to give up the idea of making a trailer for this film, because trailers for films that are 5 minute long are asinine.

Instead, here are some dailies (which may look like horse shit because of shitty blogs quality) :








next time i post, it will be the full film.
l8r

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, its confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
-Tommy Wiseau

Pigeons

If I were a burglar, you'd be my best friend.
- Tommy Wiseau

A Screaming Lunchbox Never disappoints

Back by popular demand,

i'm debating with myself if i should put an essay i wrote for my essay writing class on Don Hertzfeldt on here, however it just might be way to long and self indulgent, even for a blog. anyways here are some links to his films:

Meaning of Life:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v15894880B9kDexCG

Rejected:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=vSb-nV8l2QY

The Animation Show Shorts
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lZzKAZODy2c

Billy's Balloon
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9zbM

also here is my first film with human people in it, made in summer '06:



more to come.......................1111

This was my first movie I made a few years ago(2005).
Rejected from the CFC Worldwide Short Film Festival. enjoy.


I usually don't like to have things on youtube but i have this up for some reason.
I'll probably host all my other films.